Some Joke's that made me laugh XD

Here are some joke that i found and made me laugh! XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD



What did one math book say to the other math book?

"I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"

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What do you call a old snowman?

Water.

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Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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Q:Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm the school bell.

A: Take These tablets and if they don't work give me a ring in the morning.

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Q:What do two oceans do when they meet?
A:Nothing! Just wave


What is the best type of ship?

FRIENDSHIP!

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Why is it so hot in a stadium after a football game?

Because all the fans have left.

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And Now school jokes

The teacher said to Danny: "Why are you in the floor?"
Danny said: "Because you said to do this Math problem without Tables."

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Q: What comes before 8?
A: My school bus usually.

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Teacher asked : Why are you late for school?
Johnny: Because of the Sign.
Teacher : What Sign?
Johnny : The sign that says "School ahead go slow"

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Q: Have you ever heard the joke that a stupid says, "NO"???
A: "NO"!!!

Well i will make a part 2 of these jokes coming soon :D